Me: Hullo, sis?
Sis: whuthe. huh. whu? *indecipherable gibberish*
Me: Woi, your car lights is on
Sis: huh? But its dark downstairs
Me: I’ll wait for you to come down

Elevator dings
Sister steps out looking groggy and half asleep

Sis: Are you sure my car lights are on?
Me: Yeah

Walks

Sis: Are you drunk?
Me: No!

Walks to the car….I realize… it’s the wrong car…

Me: Ooppsss.. hhihiihihhii. But it looks exactly like your car! (points at black car)
Sis: It’s a different type of car!

Sis gives me a glaring look. Invokes some swears, and we walk back home